I need a storyline!?

ok, here is my story: i know it will be a story that is making fun of other books, and or movies. i am hoping there will be harry potter, james bond, the oompa loompa's, and i hope they enter narnia through a fridge. and they meet maybe barney there? i don't know. i just need a storyline that is funny, and entertaining. Thanks!

Tongue piercing question, please give opinion?

I think it looks gross and no I'm not old. Them and nipple piecing.. I saw a friend in Greece take her top off on the beach and she had a frigging bar through one ahh it nearly made me puke.

Not Allowed to wear short shorts?!?

Im 13 and i got to a public school. I just wanted to know what you all think about short shorts. So this year we got this new rude teacher who thinks shes always right and thinks that she can do whatever she wants. Last year my school didnt care about us wearing short shorts, until this dumb teacher came along. About 3 weeks ago she came into our clroom and is like: The hot weather is coming up and i know that some of you girls love short shorts, but guess what your not allowed to wear them and if i catch you wearing them your gonna be in trouble. Well last weekend i went shopping and the only shorts that the mall had were SHORT SHORTS! So i bought 2 pairs. Today i decided to wear my new short shorts to school. So i was outside for recess and after 14 minutes the bell rang. We were all entering the building when i heard the teacher thats rude say outloud Stop! Those shorts look to short. I turned around and shes like come here. So i went over to her and shes like: If i catch you wearing those again im gonna send u home. LIKE WTF! THERE ARE NO OTHER SHORTS IN THE DANG STORES THAT I CAN BUY AND THAT I LIKE! im so ticked off! MY WASNT EVEN HANGING OUT and she thinks that they look bad and arent appropriate. So now i have like no shorts to wear to school becasue of HER!

Are you willing to vote for Dennis Kucinich?

If he gets the nomination I would, but that will never happen. I would much rather see him get to be speaker of the house because Nancy "impeachment is off the table" Pelosi isn't doing what she promised.

How long after a break up can I make a move on a guy? When is he fair game again?

Each person is different. He might be taking the breakup very well, or he may not be. May I suggest you handle it with cotton gloves. Find out how he is taking it and then let him know that when he is ready to get back into the swing of things, you would be interested in taking the next step.

Angus chuck roast?

Any ideas of how to make an angus chuck roast without using a crockpot. i dont have one a crock pot so i did not know if i could make it in the oven.

Do you support the death penalty, three strike laws, the registration of offenders, mandatory sentencing?

how do harsher sentences help, really, do you think someone who s a five year old and buries her alive is deterred by society saying this is really really really really bad?