What would you suggest as cover art for an extremely politically incorrect muppet comic?

...for fantagraphics. The same publishers that put out R. Crumb and the American Splendor series. The comic basically destroys all that is sacred with the muppets, religion, Elton John...etc. I considered an artistic nude black and white of Burt and Ernie but the "Burt and Ernie are gay" thing may be a little too cliche'.